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Tuesday, 14 August 2012

ALL HAIL MUTULA

Upon realization that Mutula, the education minister, is on the students' side there has been more, than ever, reason to hang up bags and boots. His style of running the office puts the student in the very interest that they deserve, and that’s how it should be. As with the habit of most Kenyans, students presented vacuous pleas to the guy…
Rwathia girls started the campaign with their demand for 'more comfortable' mini skirts. The boys' side then asked for skinny jeans instead of the buggy CONNET bottoms. Soon more schools in central were up in arms. Kerugoya girls wanted their field transformed to a hockey stadium, Nyeri high wanted academic competitions ditched -since they lose them all- and Mang'u wanted their school elevated to a university!
Their Nairobi neighbours got infected. Starehe wanted to clad in beanie shorts instead of their al time…goodness. Jamhu wanted knife fighting and hustling be taught as vocational subjects, Ditchez wanted Riddim be taught as a topic in music and most absurd, Moi forces asked for combat training!
Soon all high schools went up in arms!! Utumishi academy wanted classes on corruption and affiliated issues. Kakamega wanted their school converted into a football academy. But the minister gave one versatile answer…NO TUTION TO ALL STUDENTS!!! One would say the nigger is mad, another would ask why do politicians be tripping…but the students' answer is HYFR Mr. Minister!!!
I believe education will run smoother if this continues and that this generation will be the brightest. At the end Kenya will become an educational haven with educational refugees from Somalia, the Sudan and even Rongai!!!

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